[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeyork, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- anthony anderson. from "jack of the red hearts," actress famke janssen. music from eleanor friedberger. band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! ening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night!" how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is wonderful to hear. he news.

the hollywood vampires, consisting of alice cooper, hnny depp. and while they might not look like your average rock band they definitely sounded like an average rock band. [ laughter ]o rubio is being criticized for opening his new campaign ad with the slogan "it's morning again in america," but showing stock footage images of vancouver, canada. [ laughter ] he's not the only candidate forcing people to take a closer look at canada. [ laughter ]litical experts -- [ cheers and applause ] several political experts have put together a short list of who they believe president obama is considering for the supreme court nomination. together their own short list. [ laughter ] will he -- would he do it?to the latest national poll, hillary clinton's lead over bernie sanders has narrowed to ten points. also narrowed, hillary clinton's

[ laughter ] has found that 31% of donald trump supporters in south carolina would support a ban of homosexuals immigrating to the u.s. that's what all cool gay europeans dream of -- south carolina. [ laughter ] we made it! [ applause ] cnn has released an article comparing the republican candidates to used cars, which likened john kasich to a family-friendly minivan. and here are some of the other candidates.prius. you can hardly hear it running. [ laughter ] ted cruz is a gremlin. jeb bush --of course, donald trump. there it is. [ laughter ] [ applause ]xt door to famous director woody allen is on the real estate market for $27 million, but i'd be surprised if it went for

[ laughter ] oohs ] seems like you're on the fence. [ laughter ]y, nerf has come out with a new toy gun that can shoot foam darts up to 68 miles per hour. and when you're done playing with it, you can play pirates. [ laughter ]emen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight! [ cheers and applause ] he's one of the stars of the abc comedy "black-ish," the house tonight. [ cheers ] she's the star of the new film "jack of the red hearts." famke janssen is in the house tohight. [ cheers ]ve music -- you're gonna recognize her from sitting in on guitar with the 8g band. tonight, she's here to perform for us. eleanor friedberger is here.t new album. i can't wait for that. but before we get to all that business, republican front-runner donald trump has opened up a new line of attack over the legacy of president george w. bush, specifically as

9/11. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: so for years it's been taken as an article of faith among republicans that george w. bush kept us safe after 9/11 and that despite bush's mistakes in iraq, the en hold there since 2008 is actually president obama's fault. but then, at the gop debate on saturday donald trump said this. war in iraq was a big, fat mistake, all right? george bush made a mistake. we should have never been in iraq. we have destabilized the middle east. there were no weapons of mass destruction. [ booing ] >> seth: look how angry trump is. his skin is so red it looks like he's fading into the background. [ laughter ] ng. critics of the iraq war have been saying for years that

into the rush to war.blican party's own frontrunner to make that case, it's a big deal. but that wasn't even trump's biggest violation of republican orthodoxy, because this happened next. trump was building a reality tv show, my brother was building a security apparatus to keep us safe, and i'm proud of what he did. [ cheering ]ad the gall to go after -- >> the world trade center came down during your brother's reign. remember that. [ booing ] >> hold on, let me finish.right. after months of trump making racist comments at republican debates, he finally got booed for saying george w. bush was president on 9/11. you can't do that at a republican debate.ose things, everyone knows is true, but no one is allowed to say out loud. like how you're not allowed to say that when your hot cousin was studying abroad she was a baby. [ laughter ] but yesterday jeb responded to trump's attacks with a slam of his own. ialogue back and forth made me wonder. i closed my eyes and i thought it was michael moore on the

>> seth: "also when i closeded i wasn't running for president anymore. [ light laughter ] i was back home in florida where no one ever tweets mean things about me and hurts my feelings." [ light laughter ] but trump was not backing ss conference on monday he went even harder at george w. bush, lambasting him for his management of the iraq war. >> shouldn't have been there, shouldn't have g got out. but if the president went to the beach, we would have been better off, believe me. saddam hussein was a bad guyout him, he killed terrorists. now iraq is harvard for terrorism. >> seth: iraq harvard. that's ridiculous. there. it's definitely yale. [ light laughter ] but of course, even when trump is right he finds a way to be wrong.ump has been claiming for months during this campaign that he had the foresight to speak out against the iraq war when it first started in 2003, not just later when the war turned out to be a disaster. yet independent fact checkers have been able to find no as ever critical of the war before it began. in fact, he was confronted about

>> none of us have been able to e where, before the invasion, you came out against this war. why is that? >> well, i did it in 2003. don't forget, i wasn't a politician. >> seth: i'm sorry, you guys. i'm just remembering back when he wasn't a politician. [ light laughter ]ood old days. [ laughter and applause ] what's amazing about this entire episode is that no one knows how republican voters will react t in general, the war remains very unpopular with 59% of americans and even 44% of republicans saying it wasn't worth it.bush remains personally well-liked by republican primary voters. so just how shocked was the gop establishment at trump's attack?nsultant told politico yesterday, quote, "everything we know about political strategies suggests that trump's decision to attack george w. bush will backfire, and if it doesn't backfire, icial -- nothing can stop him." it will stop him! or it won't. and then nothing will, or maybe

i don't know, just stop asking me questions about him! ] so far there's no evidence that the attacks on the bush legacy are hurting trump. one south carolina voter told msnbc he agreed with jeb, but was still leaning towards trump,had told him to [ bleep ] off he'd get my vote." [ laughter ] i know you think you want to hear jeb say that, but he at it. you'd see him working up the nerve, but then he'd lose confidence halfway and bail. like, "hey, man! [ quietly ] [ bleep ] off." t did you say?" [ very quietly ] "[ bleep ] off." [ laughter ] so it's a jeb-trump fight in the spotlight and the stage was set for george w. bush himself to bush joined his brother jeb in south carolina monday, his first campaign appearance in years, and he took a shot at trump, george w. style. eems to be a lot of name-calling going on, but i want to remind you what our good dad told me one time.

[ laughter ]hat? what was happening when your dad said "labels are for soup cans?" [ laughter ]ing jeb with a labelmaker? [ laughter ] that wasn't the only blast from there was another member of the bush administration who crawled out of the woodwork to slam trump, and if you suddenly feel a cold wind blowing through you, you didn't leave the cheney is back. >> donald trump accused president bush and his team of purposely lying the country into war in iraq, saying, "i will te they said there were weapons of mass destruction, there were none. they knew there were none." your response?ds like a liberal democrat to me, brett. >> seth: finally, someone who's not afraid to snarl back at trump. remember, cheney's always gonna have the upper hand.s he can shoot someone and get away with it. cheney did it. [ laughter ] so it will be interesting to see debate over the bush legacy, but

of bush's handling of the iraq war, he also has his own well-thought out plan for fighting terrorism. the [ bleep ] out of 'em. [ laughter ] >> seth: oh, my god. every plan is terrible. this has been "a closer look." [ applause ]ight back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] life as spokesbox is great. people love me for saving them over half a grand when they switch to progressive. so i'm dabbling in new ventures. with the dalai lama. great guy. terrible player. go paperless don't stress, girl i got the discounts that you need but i got to give the people what they want -- more box. any words for the critics? what can i say? critties gonna neg. the what?! [ laughs ]

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lause ] seth: welcome back, everybody. please give it up for the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] also back with us on drums misen is in the house. thank you for being here, fred. >> fred: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: you can check out fred, "portlandia" season six is on ifc and he's also very funny in the movie "zoolander 2." always such a pleasure to have fred here. not just because he's my friend, but also we talk backstage and complaints about television right now, is there's too much good tv. there are too many shows. i can't keep up. fred on the other hand tells me every day that he does not have that problem because he watches w on television. [ laughter ] true? >> fred: it's very true. >> seth: okay. that means it's time once again for fred armisen's extremely accurate tv recap. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: okay. so this is to prove you know every show on television, fred. i'm gonna give you the title of a show and you're gonna tell me what it's about. all right?

>> seth: okay, "colony" on usa.lony." so this is a really -- it's a really funny show. >> seth: okay. >> fred: it's like a crazy, is comedy. >> seth: okay. i got that from it's a really funny show. >> fred: yeah, it's really -- really, really funny. it's so funny. it's just like -- >> seth: okay. >> fred: i mean, have you seen it? >> fred: oh, there's a lot of inside jokes. a lot of inside jokes have -- >> seth: for people who've seen other episodes? >> fred: well, from the book. [ laughter ] and they're like -- it's, like, comic, you know? did you ever read "colony?" >> seth: what, no. again, i can't stress enough, i don't know anything about "colony." eally funny. and so the characters on there -- they're just -- like it's crazy. so there's -- [ laughter ] you know froo-froo. there's big mikey.oo, big mikey. >> fred: don. the wizard twins. [ laughter ]on. it's so funny and they're just like, they just run around. i mean, it's a lot of inside

they're like there's -- they nd they're throwing raisins. you wouldn't understand the joke. [ light laughter ] you don't get it but, they throw these raisins around and like finally, they sort of like, the doctor comes out and he's like, top wasting raisins. it's food. and the joke is, like, well we're not eating them. [ laughter ] you have to read the comic book.e to say. >> seth: so, basically there's no point in watching the show if you haven't read all the comic books leading up to it? >> fred: you should read the comic books. >> seth: okay, how many comic books -- how many "colonere? >> fred: oh, it's been around since the '50s. [ laughter ] oh, what it is? the -- i don't, 50? 50? h: are you asking the >> fred: yeah, yeah. no one? >> seth: all right fred, i'm sorry to do this, but i'm gonna >> fred: okay. >> seth: set in the future, a mysterious totalitarian government has seized control of la and imprisoned the citizens within giant metallic walls. >> fred: so funny. so funny. yeah. [ laughter ]t does -- it does go on to say that the citizens' mikey -- >> fred: yeah.

[ laughter ] >> fred: good. good.ou so much, everybody. give it up for fred. >> fred: thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: now, i'm not sure if you guys are familiar with these dog shaming websites. works is people take a picture of their dog looking guilty next to a little sign that says what the dog did. here's an example. i like to hide tennis balls around the house. pretty cute. right? here's another one. wooden furniture. adorable. these are all minor offenses. after searching on the internet we found some websites featuring dogs that have done much, much worse things.w them to you now in a segment we call "extreme dog shaming." lause ] >> seth: extreme, indeed. so let's take a look at our first dog. this guy's adorable. can't imagine he'd do anything too bad.iter drops the dishes. [ laughter ] the worst. everybody hates that. bad dog. who do we have next? awe, he looks pretty cute.harge of adele's audio at the grammys. [ laughter ]

it's, like the most important. who do we have next?guy. i'm a bartender, but i insist on being called a mixologist. [ laughter ] bad dog. get over yourself. bad dog. who do we have next? little puppers. i don't think the oscars are white enough. [ laughter ] bad dog.? oh! she's an adorable little cutie. once there is a cure for the zika virus i plan to buy it and jack up the price 5,000%. [ laughter ] bad dog!do we have next? oh a collie. i love a collie. kitty fell down the well. oh, my god. [ laughter ] thank you so much for warning us. oh wait. no, i'm sorry, there's more. i pushed him. oh! [ laughter ] bad dog. who's up next?ttle dude. what could he have done? at weddings i flirt with the bride a little just to see where

[ laughter ]e. bad dog. [ laughter ] who do we have next? oh, big guy. i love a big old dog.from the revenant, when i maul a guy in the woods i get the job done. [ light laughter ] bad dog. cinephial dog. oh, that's all i can say. what could he have done? bill cosby, innocent! [ laughter ] anye's dog. who's next? this is a perfect little pooch. for valentine's day i put a said "you're welcome." [ laughter and applause ] ho [ laughter ] who do we have next? oh, wait a minute, this is my dog frisbee. you do? every night i wonder, seriously, who got seth's wife pregnant? [ laughter ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: our first guest tonight is an emmy-nominated actor and comedian, who stars in the es, "black-ish." new episodes air wednesday night on abc. let's take a look. >> what's going on? >> they're about to announce the verdict of the police brutality trial.hink i've heard about that. >> what do you mean you think you heard about that? it's been all over the news. >> it's the one where they shot the kid in the middle of the street, right? >> unh-unh!hicago. >> oh, is this the guy that got shot in front of the college at the traffic stop? >> no, that was charleston. >> no, charleston was the unarmed guy who got shot in the back. sinsey was the traffic stop. then what was new york? >> new york was the unarmed guy who was selling cigarettes that got choked. >> cigarettes! >> yeah, this is the unarmed guy at got tased 37 times. >> wow, is he okay?

know, he's not great. [ laughter ] >> seth: please welcome to the derson. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: very nice to see you, my friend. >> very nice to see you. >> seth: this is very exciting. i had jason sudeikis on last night. >> yes. >> seth: he was your teammate. >> yeah. >> seth: in at the nbc --l-star game. >> i love how you slipped nbc in on that. >> seth: yeah, i wanted to get -- nbc -- only here on espn. but you got to play in the all-star game.u play? >> if that's what you want to call what i did. >> seth: i'm glad you brought that up because we actually have a clip of something you did, anded because this, to me, is strategy. >> oh, okay. >> seth: a lot of guys show up. they just want to play their skills. you -- explain what you did real quick. you didn't wait to get called into the game.cked myself in the game -- [ laughter ] during the game --

>> as the play was being team was running the play, i just decided to check in just hop out on the court. >> seth: and it's very important to know that when you checked in, no one checked out. >> no one checked out, no. >> seth: let's take a look because i was very impressed with this. you go. you run in -- [ laughter ] all right. you steal it. >> look at that! look at that! look at that! that is the flowest breakaway ever! ] there you go! >> seth: and then you just go that's awesome! [ laughter ] >> seth: well done. the -- >> the only bucket i scored in that game. >> seth: was that the only -- and sudeikis had a big game. >> you know what, man? we call him "white curry." >> seth: white curry? curry. that's sudeikis' new nickname. >> seth: because he's the steph curry of white people. >> he had 17 points? >> seth: yeah, he had a big day. >> he was raining threes all day. >> seth: yeah, it was really exciting.t time. we had a great time. >> seth: now i have another sports question for you. >> talk to me. >> seth: sam jackson was on the show. >> yes. >> seth: sam jackson got into a

donald trump.mp claimed that he had never golfed with sam jackson. he wrote, "i don't know samuel l. jackson to the best of my -- there you go.my knowledge. i haven't played golf with him and think he does too many tv commercials. boring, not a fan." you came -- you came to the defense of sam jackson immediately.t here, "come on donald trump. you played golf with samuel l. jackson and me, as well. we also had lunch together, shrimp and hot dogs. sound familiar?" [ laughter ] >> yeah. did -- you did golf? the three of you golfed together? >> we golfed together at trump's course in bedminster, and had a great time. >> seth: yeah. >> i don't understand how ot -- they're not a fan of sam jackson? >> seth: how can you not be a fan of sam jackson? >> how can you not be a fan of samuel l. jackson? >> seth: and wanna run this country? >> exactly. ] >> seth: that's funny. you can be the president of russia and not like sam jackson. >> but not the president of the united states of america. >> seth: how was it golfing with trump?? trump is a great golfer. >> seth: mm-hmm. >> i'm not gonna say trump cheats, okay.

[ laughter ] >> seth: okay. but if you own the golf course, i guess, you know, that's a prerequisite. you gonna cheat and make sure the boss always has great lines. >> seth: how -- did you notice the cheating happening? >> oh, yes.mes. >> seth: okay. >> yeah, several times. >> i hit -- miss hit a ball. it hooked a little left about trump hit the exact same shot but went 20 yards further left than mine.t find my ball in this trash. lie in the middle of the fairway. down? >> yeah, but like i say, i didn't see trump cheat 'cause he was on the tee box with me, but his ball was right there in the middle of the fairway. >> seth: i like his style. >> yeah, so do i. i'm not mad at him.ow, one of the things, -- obviously, he's running for president. i'm gonna guess despite his golf skills, you might not be voting for donald trump. have you dgonna vote for? >> i have not. i know who i'm not gonna vote for. >> seth: who's that? >> the black guy. [ laughter ] >> seth: okay, you're not gonna vor for dr. ben carson?

know, "i and, uh, a lot of the people in the african-american community only voted for barack obama because he was black." >> that theory does not hold any weight because i don't know any negro that's voting for ben carson. [ laughter ] i mean, his wife isn't even voting for him. go hilary button on the other day. >> seth: that's not a good sign. >> yeah, no. >> seth: now you -- another thing that -- you know coming up obviously soon, is the oscars. >> yes.nd you have had some criticisms of the diversity issue in the oscars. >> yeah. >> seth: i think rightfully so. >> a little bit.ut you're also concerned about over course corrections going into next year as well? >> i don't want the oscars to start giving awards out of guilt for what they did this year and you know? i would hate to see, you know, best films made by tyler perry, "madea trick-or-treats in compton." [ laughter ] >> seth: right. >> you know, we don't want that to win next best stuff. >> seth: that wouldn't fix the problem.dn't fix it, no. nor do we want to give kevin hart in lieu of an oscar, you know, because they are the same size.

they are the same size. >> seth: that's an actual size. >> yeah. [ applause ] >> seth: now i want to talk about "black-ish," which is such a fantastic show. and as we can see from the clip, one of the things you guys do is you address real issues. you know, earlier in the your season premiere, this year was about use the n-word. >> yes. >> seth: and then we see, there clip -- you know, actually a funny clip about police brutality, which isn't necessarily -- or of cour issue. like, how do you guys approach doing this issue-based comedy and still making it light enough to sort of be a family show?w, we always prided ourselves on, you know, being timely and topical about the things that are happening in our community. these are issues that we wanted to tackle first season, but we looked at it as low-hanging fruit.ablish the show -- establish the show with point of view and in particular, my character, andre johnson's, point of view.ckle these issues, you saw where he was coming from. you know, like many other black

so, you know, we're not just ripping this from the headlines, you know? we are speaking from personal experience, as well. and, you know, it's also -- you can get your point across with a teaspoon of sugar better than you can with a teaspoon of salt. and so, we find those comedic elements to add to it and add t, but, you know, it is a serious topic. >> seth: now, you are a father in real life as well? you have kids? >> yes. >> seth: now, you're in a family comedy. is there ever anything in the show that you take from your hen, does that make your children upset? >> a lot -- a lot of the first season was taking from my life and the creator of our show, my arris. it's loosely -- i shouldn't say loosely. it is based on our relationship with our family and our children and our wives. i had about my son. it was the sex talk episode when my son was caught masturbating by his mother. >> seth: on the show? >> on the show.lot of people know that the show is about our family and my children. they say like, "ah, my son's name is nate.

[ laughter ]e out and publically say, "that was not a particular incident in the household.y me as a child being caught by my mother, masturbating." >> seth: oh, no. [ laughter ] >> yeah, but -- >> seth: was that cathartic? >> it was cathartic. i had to put it out there and put it off on my son. . that was not my son who did, it was me. >> seth: i want you to give you a chance to clear something else up because you were on "law & order," a show that i still watch constantly. >> yes, okay.eth: always wonderful to see you on it, and for years, you -- you blamed your co-star for something -- >> i know where you're going with this.tell the story because s. epatha merkerson, just a fantastic actress. >> yes, okay. so everybody at home and in the audience, it was , myself, and jeremy sisco in a scene. and i don't know what i had for lunch that day, but i had the bubble guts. [ laughter ]g it in and this entire scene, it was like a five-minute scene, and i held it in. and as i left the room, i left

>> seth: yep. >> right?n there. >> and jeremy sisco was coming in to do his part of the scene. this was all on camera, and you could see -- [ laughter ]{patha merkerson -- just see and it started to just burn! [ laughter ] and she was, like, "wait a minute! wait a minute! cut! which one of you all mother [ bleep ] farted?" [ laughter ]ome nasty [ bleep ]!" which one of you mother [ bleep ] did this!" jeremy cisco, i would like to apologize to you both. one, epatha, for letting that go in the scene.allowing you to take the blame for that. [ laughter ] so -- >> seth: he was a stand-up s a stand-up partner. he did not snitch. he did not snitch, but he couldn't -- he didn't know it was me. we had other cameramen around. it could have beenh: that's true.

>> no, you don't wanna blame the crew. so nobody said anything, but it was me. [ laughter ] >> seth: you're a big man for that's very kind of you. give it up for anthony anderson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "black-ish" airs wednesday nights on abc. we'll be right back with famke janssen. squire?! what beer may i fetch you, my lord? umm... i'll have a redd's apple ale.

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[ cheers and applause ]elcome back, everybody. you know our next guest from her work in the "x-men" franchise hit show, "hemlock grove." her new film, "jack of the red hearts" opens in select theaters on february 26th.

[ whining ] >> hey! okay? [ whining ] >> what happened? what happened? >> where is -- >> i don't know. >> what, um?k. remember? we went over this. she needs something to chew on while we're getting her dressed. okay. sweetie, there you go. good girl. we went over this. panties, undershirt, then pants, don't ask me why the order okay? >> all right. i'm sorry. >> all rightrl. what are we gonna do now? >> seth: please welcome to the show, famke janssen. eers and applause ] hank you. >> seth: how are you? >> i'm great, how are you? >> seth: so wonderful to have you here. >> thank you for having me. >> seth: so, i want to start by asking you this. you are dutch? >> i am dutch. >> seth: and you're from

>> seth: i lived there for a couple of years, and i wanted to ask someone who is a celebrity from there, it seems like the dutch have a completely different relationship with cele they don't seem as into it. >> at all. i don't come from a culture where celebrity is somehow put on a pedestal. so, when they see somebody, they, look over there. it's seth meyers, but pretend you don't know who he is." >> seth: yeah. >> it's that kind of stuff. >> seth: absolutely, but it even goes so far as to like, "i might even walk by and make a big deal of not noticing him to, like, back down to size." >> oh, yeah, yeah. you want to make sure because you don't -- you can't be that special. >> seth: now, even this is even true of a dutch celebrity who, s to the states and has a career. like, when you go back -- >> they don't discriminate. >> seth: yeah, they're just not into anybody. >> you're just not into anybody because you just have to be normal like everybody else. you don't get any -- >> seth: they're like, "yeah. t is also a job." [ laughter ] >> is that how we speak? >> seth: yeah, sorry i shouldn't have done dutch. >> yeah, i you -- seth: dutch person sort of speak like this? i shouldn't do it in front of dutch person. >> no, not at all. [ laughter ] i hope i don't sound like that.

doing an excellent american accent, and i'm butchering you.dutch people apparently speak english. >> seth: i believe that. >> i just learned that fact. >> seth: and i will tell this, the other thing i found out use i tried, and i did not succeed. when i tried to learn a little bit of dutch -- like, even when you go and try to, like, order something -- >> yes. >> seth: they can immediately clock that you speak english, and they just switch. becaus please don't butcher our language." [ light laughter ] >> right, don't do it. >> seth: yeah, "you sound awful doing it." >> can you say anything in dutch at all? [ speaking foreign language ] [ laughter ]sn't bad. >> no wonder. [ laughter ] pizza is what you want. coffee? >> seth: yeah, that was me ordering a coffee. and that was me doing it sexy. [ laughter ] oh, you got me. >> seth: so, you came straight from amsterdam to new york, right? >> i did. >> seth: and you were young when that happened.- i was -- yeah, i mean, i wasn't that young, but i was probably 20 years old or something, but i was very nai ve. >> seth: and were you scared of new york? >> i was very scared of new york because i'd grown up with ovies, and they tend

so when i first came to new york, i -- it turned out i stayed in the most fancy part of new york, but i had no idea.-- >> seth: where were you? >> that was on the upper east side. >> seth: okay. >> the fanciest hotel you can possibly imagine. i was a model. so of course i'm gonna great place. i didn't know. i just was petrified to leave my hotel thinking everybody is going be out there shooting guns and whatever. >> seth: yes. >> robert de niro >> seth: exactly. it's the whole mugger industry. >> exactly. so i finally get up the courage. whenever somebody reached into their pocket, i'm, like, "oh, no! it's happening!" [ laughter ] >> seth: oh, my god. all of the muggers look like old jewish ladies. it's terrifying. >> right. yeah.nd have you ever had any -- when you've had family visit, is that the same way? are they worried about things? >> yeah, i think, i mean, it's just when you grow up with that my niece actually came to visit one summer to my then-boyfriend who lived in l.a., and she was staying at the

her boyfriend who is an ex-marine. and she said "oh, my god. i hear something, and it's coming from upstairs and there's nobody in the house." "get under the bed now!" so he must have watched "taken" probably a few times. [ laughter ] is an ex-marine training video, yes. >> exaclty. all three of them. so she goes under the bed, and he goes, "i'm gonna call911, loops her into the call. and they go, "what's your emergency?" and she's saying, "well, there's somebody in the house and they're upstairs. and she goes, "okay, where are you now?" and she goes, "under the bkay. stay there. are there guns in the house?" and she goes, "i don't think so." she goes, "good, because they can be used against you, so, you know, we're gonna --" >> seth: don't give her something negative to think lready under the bed. [ laughter ] >> exactly. so, she's now under the bed, on the phone, and so the woman talks her through this. they're gonna knock on the door, so, you know, "do you hear the " and so she now hears helicopters over the house. >> seth: police helicopters. they sent police helicopters? >> police helicopters.

so, now, the police helicopter's there they knock on the door. she runs. and the woman says, "i'll stay on the phone with you." and so now, you know, six cops are coming out with guns drawn.ay, where is the noise?" >> seth: yeah. >> and they're going upstairs, and they kick open the door, andy then-boyfriend was in his little undies. >> seth: oh, no. >> asleep, in the house. >> seth: so, she heard? >> she heard -- >> seth: she heard a noise from the person who owns the house? >> who owened the house. >> seth: oh, that's -- they're having, you know, all these cops with the guns drawn, going "who are you?" and he said, "i'm the owner of the house." and they go, "can you prove it?" now, he's in his little underwear. >> seth:s into a house, strips down to their underwear, and goes to bed. [ laughter ] >> so now, she has to, you ey say, "who are you?" "did you know -- this is my niece. is this your uncle." now she has to go upstairs, and, you know, she's coming --

and she goes, "yes, that's my uncle." >> seth: oh, no. i feel l holland, and they said, "what was america like?" she said, "exactly what you think." [ laughter ] "it's exactly as good as the movies." >> no, it's better because then, they go downstairs, and the cop is like, "oh, wow! i like what you've done the decorations. i like the wallpaper." >> seth: at least they saw the other side of the american police force. >> exactly. >> seth: it's like -- like -- like -- architecture. >> mm-hmm.s on this film. >> thank you. >> seth: this is about autism and sort of a realistic take on autism, which, i think, is important because many times in films, autism is seen as something that almost gives people powers, magical powers. >> the rainman kind of way. >> seth: exactly, the rainman, thing. was it important to you to make sort of a bit more honest about the affliction of autism? >> very much so, and it's really wonderful because the director, janet gr jennifer deaton, are both women who have firsthand experience with autistic children. so, they know the ins and outs of what that's like.n -- it's a

it's very much a family -- it's a movie about love, family and parenting. and, so, it's really not about autism.y just about a family falling apart. and in this case, it's a woman who comes into our lives who is use she is a pretends to be a caretaker, but she knows nothing about autistic children, let alone children. she's really a child, herself. and so, she has a really big influence on the child, ultimately. become very close, and then, we find out who she is. >> seth: it's very nice that it's a film about a family as well because i feel like that is who you know -- everyone has to go through that together, so it's wonderful thatlm. i also want to ask you, doing an arc on "how to get away with murder" with shonda rimes. >> right. >> seth: these shows are very --ed to give away any spoilers on these things. >> no. >> seth: you can't say anything about -- >> now i can say i was viola davis' lesbian lover, but before that, no. >> seth: you couldn't say ng. >> seth: and you had practice with this with "x-men"? >> oh, yes. >> seth: so, like, when you did those movies, what was harder -- >> i die in every "x-men" movie,

to find a way to bring me back. and i couldn't tell anybody. >> seth: so obviously, because your character is dead, you couldn't say, "i'm going to shoot the new 'x-men' movie." what would you tell people?ot feeling well for six months." [ laughter ] "and don't call me anymore." i don't know. stricter on spoilers? shonda or marvel? and who were you -- >> that's a really -- that's a tough one. only thing i've learned from this entire experience is i can keep secrets really well. very well. >> seth: that is a good thing. that is a good thing to have learned about yourself. thank you so much for being here. >> thank you so much for having me. >> seth: congratulations. famke janssen, everybody! hearts" will opens in theaters on february 26th. from eleanor friedberger. [ cheers and applause ] so my kids don't have to forage, got two jobs to pay a mortgage, and i've also got a brain. life's short, talk is cheap.

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everybody. in support of her recently re view," tonight's musical guest will kick off a north american tour this thursday at new york bowery ballroom performing "because i asked you." please welcome to the show, eleanor friedberger. lause ] why would you want to take it slow hold me til i let you go or treat me like a s pro why would you want to do that why would you want to do that

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